Sometimes in the shower, I think about the universe.
I think about it when I am close to sleep or when I am on my
way to some place where there are unlikable people. From all of the ‘Einstein’
thinking, I have derived this theory. I call it The String Theory. I had been
meaning to pen this “theory” down for quite some time. It follows:
That, people are attached to the universe by strings. Strings
have the unique ability to vibrate when they are held taut and are plucked roughly
anywhere in the middle (or not necessarily in the middle, just basically
anywhere).
Now that I am
assuming that we have strings attached, we also produce vibrations when
something plucks them. By that something I mean is a life event, or a simple
moment or something as simple as a gesture. Now that we know our strings have vibrations;
is that where the term, the idea of ‘vibes’ comes from? Words like, ‘I get
negative vibes from that person’, or ‘he or she emits positive vibes’, or ‘our frequencies
match/don’t match’ and anyone who has some idea about vibrations knows that
frequency is a word that usually is associated with studies related to
vibrations.
I also think that our strings are not just connected to the
universe, but are also attached to each and every person there is on the
planet. And that these strings are more strongly connected to the people who are closer
to you, like your loved ones.
So if there is anything that you want in life, pluck your
strings with your positive thoughts, happy music, spontaneous dancing,
meditation and shit, creating positive vibrations and surrounding yourself with
these, and then sailing on in that stormy sea of life like the vociferous, sassy sailor
you are!
I know, easier said than done but… try?
Now I'll just come outta my bathroom.
